Want to really make an impression? Choose a white male from our Extra Experience line. With every five years in age, your words will be given 10% extra weight and consideration. Choose from a touch of gray, salt and pepper, or fully white hair.
With the technology upgrade, our white males lose the suit, grab a hoodie and gain some facial hair. Basic training courses are provided so that our representatives don't commit simple errors such as confessing a preference for tabs over spaces.
Everyone knows fathers command more respect than mothers and should be paid more. All of our representatives wear wedding rings and have photos of children available upon request.