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Rent a White Male

Helping your voice be heard.
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Rent A White Male™ is a game-changing service providing full-blooded white male "stand-ins" to help you communicate with your colleagues and clients without interruptions or pesky doubts about your competence.

Replace your overly-diverse self with a leadership-ready look. ​​Our discreet headsets allow you to dictate your good ideas while our white males present them to your colleagues using their naturally deep voices. ​

O U R   S E R V I C E S

Helping Your Voice Be Heard

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Salary Negotiations
How much would a man with less
​experience ask for? 
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Conference Calls and Meetings
With a simple and discreet headset, your opinions will be voiced by someone that other white males respect. 
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Networking
Let our trained white males network at the hotel bar with your coworkers. You will be amazed at how different the night is with no women present.  

P H I L O S O P H Y

Impressions are important. We choose the most generic looking white males to impress your clients and decision makers in your company.  Our associates are 100% Anglo Saxon with no vaguely ethnic looking physical attributes to introduce confusion. All representatives are above 5'10" and maintain excellent physical shape.  
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T H E   S M A R T   C H O I C E

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Cost Effective
Renting a white male to negotiate your next raise can be one of the most fiscally sound decisions you'll ever make. 
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Trustworthy
Our white males can talk convincingly without needing to know any facts.  Topics include the internet, synergy, and of course, the cloud.  
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Guaranteed
We guarantee a 20% bump in your credibility and a 100% reduction in people calling you bossy - or your money back. 

T E S T I M O N I A L S

As soon as Jeff took over for me in the boardroom, I noticed an immediate increase in supporters for my proposal. He was able to speak for almost 15 minutes about sportsball in the beginning of the meeting! I couldn't have gotten a more relatable white male to convey my ideas!
Sheryl Shmandberg
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If I had used Rent A White Male this year, we wouldn't have a reality TV star in the White House... 
Hillary Schmlinton
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Even in the male-dominated culture at Büber, I no longer have to worry about sexual harassment.
​Kevin doesn't seem to get harassed when he goes into the office to give my groundbreaking ideas on microservices architecture. 
Schmusan Fowler
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