Rent A White Male™ is a game-changing service providing full-blooded white male "stand-ins" to help you communicate with your colleagues and clients without interruptions or pesky doubts about your competence.

Replace your overly-diverse self with a leadership-ready look. ​​Our discreet headsets allow you to dictate your good ideas while our white males present them to your colleagues using their naturally deep voices. ​

O U R   S E R V I C E S

Helping Your Voice Be Heard

Salary Negotiations
How much would a man with less
​experience ask for? 
Conference Calls and Meetings
With a simple and discreet headset, your opinions will be voiced by someone that other white males respect. 
Networking
Let our trained white males network at the hotel bar with your coworkers. You will be amazed at how different the night is with no women present.  

P H I L O S O P H Y
Impressions are important. We choose the most generic looking white males to impress your clients and decision makers in your company.  Our associates are 100% Anglo Saxon with no vaguely ethnic looking physical attributes to introduce confusion. All representatives are above 5'10" and maintain excellent physical shape.  

T H E   S M A R T   C H O I C E

Cost Effective
Renting a white male to negotiate your next raise can be one of the most fiscally sound decisions you'll ever make. 
Trustworthy
Our white males can talk convincingly without needing to know any facts.  Topics include the internet, synergy, and of course, the cloud.  
Guaranteed
We guarantee a 20% bump in your credibility and a 100% reduction in people calling you bossy - or your money back. 

T E S T I M O N I A L S

As soon as Jeff took over for me in the boardroom, I noticed an immediate increase in supporters for my proposal. He was able to speak for almost 15 minutes about sportsball in the beginning of the meeting! I couldn't have gotten a more relatable white male to convey my ideas!
Sheryl Shmandberg
If I had used Rent A White Male this year, we wouldn't have a reality TV star in the White House... 
Hillary Schmlinton
Even in the male-dominated culture at Büber, I no longer have to worry about sexual harassment.
​Kevin doesn't seem to get harassed when he goes into the office to give my groundbreaking ideas on microservices architecture. 
Schmusan Fowler
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